In short...yes. Long answer: I'm studying website development and one of my projects is to make a portfolio about myself. I enjoy being silly so why not a website that I can share on my profile? Hopefully this gives you a taste of who I am, makes you smile a bit, and helps you figure out who the Zodiac Killer is.
Okay — now what?
Learn more about me by scrolling down! View the 'Meeting Kevin POV Simulator', see my interests, learn what others have said about me, and then fill out some information below if you like what you see 😉. By the way, if you would like some chill tunes while you browse -- click/tap on the website title!
Using quantum calculations, engineers at Enron have created software using complex dynamic algorithms to show you what it would look like from your own POV (Point of View) when you meet with Kevin. Simply select the randomly generated scenarios below to see what it would look like:
Having dinner with Kevin.Yum! Kevin's deep throat dinner looks amazing!
Kevin showing you his jiu-jitsu skills.Woah!! Please put down the gun!
Farting in front of Kevin and he pretends not to notice.Whew! He didn't notice your wet loud farts!
In bed next to Kevin while he sleeps after he watches anime. Aww, look at how cute he looks when he sleeps.
Kevin and his huge cock.Wow, that Kevin really does have a huge cock!
More About Kevin
Here are some things I like. Tap an item for more details!
Here are some things I like. Hover over an item for more details!
Microsoft Office 2006
Dungeons & Dragons
Tres leches cake
Unfortunately, we couldn't get real people to send reviews in time so instead we created an advanced AI to generate what people WOULD say about Kevin. Using advanced Turian technology, the AI analyzes real human language to determine what actual human reviews of Kevin would say with an accuracy rate of 16%. Please enjoy: