I'm Kevin :)

Kevin spinning around

Was this really made for online dating!?

In short...yes. Long answer: I'm studying website development and one of my projects is to make a portfolio about myself. I enjoy being silly so why not a website that I can share on my profile? Hopefully this gives you a taste of who I am, makes you smile a bit, and helps you figure out who the Zodiac Killer is.

Okay — now what?

Learn more about me by scrolling down! View the 'Meeting Kevin POV Simulator', see my interests, learn what others have said about me, and then fill out some information below if you like what you see 😉. By the way, if you would like some chill tunes while you browse -- click/tap on the website title!

Meeting_Kevin_POV_v4.2.exe

Using quantum calculations, engineers at Enron have created software using complex dynamic algorithms to show you what it would look like from your own POV (Point of View) when you meet with Kevin. Simply select the randomly generated scenarios below to see what it would look like:

Kevin drinking Hidden Valley ranch for dinner.
Kevin scared shitless because a gun is being pointed at him.
Kevin trying not to throw up after smelling wet farts.
Kevin sleeping with an eyemask like Kakashi sensei  .
Kevin holding a picture of his cock

More About Kevin

Here are some things I like.
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Here are some things I like.
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Kevin smiling and showing his teeth spinning infinitely

Interests

  • Empathy
  • Eating/Food
  • Sci-Fi Stories
  • Martial Arts
  • Art/Design
  • Microsoft Office 2006
  • Masturbation
Kevin looking surprised spinning infinitely

Hobbies

  • Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
  • Cooking
  • Disc Golf
  • Dungeons & Dragons
  • Yoga
  • Reading
  • YouTube
Kevin holding his breathe spinning infinitely

Foods

  • Pizza
  • Bánh mì
  • Tres leches cake
  • Shishito Peppers
  • Burritos
  • Sushi
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Creatures

  • Dogs
  • Cats
  • Octopuses
  • Elephants
  • You 🙃

Reviews

Unfortunately, we couldn't get real people to send reviews in time so instead we created an advanced AI to generate what people WOULD say about Kevin. Using advanced Turian technology, the AI analyzes real human language to determine what actual human reviews of Kevin would say with an accuracy rate of 16%. Please enjoy:

Contact Form

Yes, you can also just message me on appz but this way is more fun! If you've made it this far, fill out the contact form below and let's see where this goes. 🙃

Fill out my online form.
Link to a  Clippy from Microsoft offering help on how to flirt with a guy. Kevin peeking left and right at the bottom of the screen